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What old people say when they smell weed.
You walk out of a fish bowled apartment directly into one of you neighbors who proceeds to exclaim "It smells like college".
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An over-priced, over-rated local college in Southern Illinois. Despite the generally happy student body, the teachers are rather boring, and the school itsself was named after an insane war general from the Civil War. It has very few clubs, and most credits earned are very unlikely to transfer (see "Philippine Stick Fighting" class). However, it can be a fun time if you know the right places to go.
"Take all of your money; and instead of enjoying it, blow it all on tuition, books, and transit money!!! Such goes life in John A Logan College!!!"
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To gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.
Calvin: Dad, what does it mean to "give it the old college try?"
Dad: It's when you gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.
Mom: That is NOT what it means.
Dad: Where did you go to college?
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Small Catholic women's college in Milwaukee, WI. Frequently referred to as "the vagina castle" because of its all female population and castle-like archtecture.
Contrary to popular belief, there are very few hot lesbians on campus. They go to Alverno across town.
The girls have all been corrupted by the Catholic environment. Students are extremely perverted and deprived of male contact.
Person: "Oh, you don't go to UWM so you must be a Marquette girl."
MMC girl: "No I go to Mount Mary College"
Person: "I'm sorry."
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Baldwin-Wallace College equals big waste. This urban myth is true. Upon visiting BWC, most students will like the atmosphere and think nothing of the brick buildings and dreay skies. After enrolling in BWC students will soon come to realize the large mistake they have made but by that time it is too late. For at least a semester you must survive the frigid weather, the 65% homosexuality rate, and the 16 week lecture class over 20 chapters in a $200 book with only 2 tests in the entire class. All in all BWC=big waste.
an example of big waste is like having a gun without a war, a picnic table without a picnic, and like putting in hair-gel without going anywhere
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Massachusetts College of Art, or MassArt is the only public art school in the country, with 60% of the students are female. At least half of the students are from somewhere in MA, and many commute. Although a public school, quite a few artists have over inflated egos, and will not fail to make themselves, and their art noticed. Enjoyable pass times include art, acting and dressing like 'stereotypical' artists. Many are eccentric, odd, and happy go lucky. It is where the over inflated ego artist meets the reserved artist.
I go to Mass Art.
I graduated from Massachusetts College of Art in (place major here).
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Chisholm Catholic College in Cornubia only cares about uniforms, not education. The uniform is trash, the girls find it difficult to not flash others while their skirts are blown by the wind and the boys get off easily when their uniform is wrong. Most staff are not very good educators while only some are good. They take money from parents and waste it on unnecessary things like two chandlers and a cafe in the new renovated library.
Chisholm Catholic College is not a good school, most students agree. I suggest you double think if your child will do well at this school.
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