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Harley Davidson rider’s version of a Mack Daddy
“He’s the HOG Daddy of that biker club!”
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The thing everybody used to call me in elementary and still do
Every Kid: Hey its swan daddy
Me: for fucks sake
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Le Pére Fouettard. A French legend about a butcher that chopped up little kids and put them in a barrel of salt. He goes atound and whips the bad kids. You also get rotten food in your shoes from him. My teacher also known as a former hockey player for Penn State came up with this "Modernized Name".
The Whip Daddy is coming for you next.
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A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.
You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!
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This is the reason that she buys 4 pouches of baccy a week, has a boat, drives a white A1 with a private reg, and a ketamine addiction.
This is not related to the fact that she speaks as if she’s in the royal family, that’s just her being a cunt (& Tory) xx
Rah J12Trappy is this that Columbian fire? I’ll get 6 for 200, straight from daddy’s trustfund
Rah has anyone seen my barrrrrccy
Yeah I’m a Tory but like the good kind aha x
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A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract
(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)
Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?
Lisa "sure"
Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.
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When an alpha male performs an alpha move.
Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!
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