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The closest you can get to fucking while wearing clothes.
Supposedly wholesome school-sponsored events usually featuring a "DJ" who does little more than play unedited Top 40 songs . Parents fuss over their "Little men" or "Young ladies", taking an interest in snapping photos and pretending like this year's Homecoming will include intelligent discussion and sophisticated dancing. In reality, this could not be further from the truth.
Even the most heavily chaperoned of high school dances degenerate into grind fests and other acts of douchebaggery including but not limited to; lesbian grind trains, grinding, mosh pits, premature ejaculation, awkward not-dancing, oral sex, condom inflating, drug usage, and abuse of the mechanic "sloppy seconds". Just about anything is possible during one of these "dances" except for cultured, legit dancing.
High school dances occur on a dance floor or, more colloquially, a "grind floor". These floors range from appropriately sized to "holy shit, it's hot in here and I can't move". The more extroverted and/or horny students congregate in the center while those who are more conservative in nature and/or antisocial will flock to the outer ring.
Those enthusiastic for the dance will book appointments in order to become more attractive. Others may simply shower and throw on their suit from band or another prior engagement that required formal attire. It is entirely possible to pick up a date the night of the dance.
A student before a High School Dance
"I don't know why my mom makes a such big deal about this, me and Katie are just going to fuck in expensive clothes."
Or in the words of television program The Hard Times of RJ Berger
"The school dance is a scorgy!" Miles
"A scorgy?" RJ
"A school sponsored orgy!" Miles
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A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.
MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.
MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!
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Duck Dance is a name from the hit game Runescape. Duck Dance is associate with the best trolling known to man. Some would say he is infact powered by a robot that goes around with the purpose of trolling. His life is dedicated to pushing people to the max and laughing all the way through. Some would say his trolling is so epic that Jagex had to force the name on him. When the phrase Duck Dance is heard, many should think of this man. For when February 2012 hits, he will no longer be Duck Dance. (That's when Fagex has allowed my, I mean his name to change).
"What's up Duck Dance?"
"My guess with your time spent on this game, your cholesterol and chances of never having sex in your lifetime.trollololololololol"
"I just been trolled by Duck Dance, I should go /wrists"
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To engage in a sexual act with someone;to tip someone over and tap that ass.
"Hey man what did you do last night?"
"Me and Connie went to my apartment and did the tippity tappity dance all night long."
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A dance you do when you gotta go pee-pee really bad!
Pee-pee dance!
Crossing your legs and wiggleing up and down!
Crossing your legs and bouncing up and down!
Putting your legs and feet together and bouncing up and down!
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Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.
What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.
This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
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