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When you cum in a girl's mouth and then punch her in the nose while the cum is still in her mouth.
Gave Suzy a sneezing dragon last weekend. She isn't answering my texts.
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An overplayed, extremely mediocre and dull pop band that have been unfortunately classified as "indie", further proving that the stereotype is being mindlessly thrown around to pop bands who have just a little bit of keyboard in them. Completely uninspiring and unfortunately, some actually praise them for writing the opposite. They appeal to a mass of uneducated who would not understand music if it slapped them in their face. Because banging on a drum while screaming third grade lyrics totally makes you different and cool. But, no surprise if a third grader actually named this band. A complete rip off of M83 if anything. Lead singer Dan Renyolds sounds like a less nasal version of Chad Kroeger and is probably next in line to fuck Avril Lavinge. Hipster Runoff even named "Radioactive" the worst song of all time.
Imagine Dragons will be crowned the next Nickelback.
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while reciving a blowjob,the male forces the females mouth all the way down around the base of the penis at point of climax and the cum shoots out of her nostrils
afer an angry dragon her sinuses were cleared
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Silky shirts that usually have dragons or other anime characters on it. Usually worn by Dragons, nerds, and other anti-social creepers.
That nerd is wearing that damn dragon-shirt again. What a fag!!
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When a girl is giving you head, right as you blow your load, you tell her a joke thus making her laugh. the cum will explode out of her mouth, painting the surrounding premisii white.
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A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.
Ali gave her the two-stage Dragon Fist! He stuck 'em in, then spread 'em!
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