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When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.
Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!
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I fuck with it/that/them
I like it.
(1) I fuck with these hot wings, they're good!
(2) person 1: do you like hot wings?
Person 2: yeah, i fuck with it.
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Any one man whose parents have had sex.
You dumb son of a fuck!
Anyone but Jesus and Adam.
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I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?
Fucks News fucks real news in the ass and ejaculates right wing propaganda.
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When a man or woman let's someone ferociously fornicate with their colonoscopy bag hole. In turn, literally fucking their guts out.
-"Hey Greg how much for a gut fuck?"
"Oh fuck, uhm..... $300?"
-"Alright sounds good to me"
"Try to stay away from my liver"
-"I can't control it once it's in, it does what it wants...."
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When a relationship becomes a relationshit. Usually comes after 3-4 months with an immature fuck face. Breaking up without dignity, through texts messages or schemes.
I got the fuck over last night, right after Mike and I had sex he pulled out a tresure chest full of gay anal poop sex porn. I knew his penis was small and brown for a reason.
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A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)
Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!
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