French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.

The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!

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Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

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french kissing rules

1:dont lick your lips!
2:hold on to the person you are kissing
3:kiss longer then 30 seconds

you are kissing your bf/gf and you lean in to kiss him/her
then floow the rules
lol
these are the french kissing rules!

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French high five

When 2 men walking sideways, back-to-back pass each other and rub asses; usually on accident, in a tight space.

Guy 1, "Did we just rub asses?"
Guy 2, "Yeah we French high fived."

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French Fry Lie

A fallacy statement either written or verbal against the French Fry.

Keith says that French Fries cannot be an appetizer, this is a French Fry Lie!

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Reverse French inhale

to prepare for this intimate act ahead of time, your significant other must grow a decent amount of facial hair of the upper lip and come it downs perfectly. The partner with the mustache will proceed to get on their knees and Preform oral sex on the male until he ejaculates. The male needs to be precise because when he ejaculates he need to hit the back of the one preforming oral so the semen can burst out of their nostrils and flow through their facial hair into their mouth again.

Peter- “I gave my girlfriend a reverse French inhale”
Girlfriends mom -“ you treat our daughter too nice”

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french eskimo sister

When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.

"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."

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