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Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 25, 2009


Bar Friend

1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.

2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.

3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.

4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.

5. Someone who can drink a lot.

"Hey, man you wanna date that girl?" Nah, we are just bar friends, we hooked up once, it was cool."

by DrSpinLA March 7, 2011


Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022


True friend

A true friend is someone who will tell you how it is. They will tell you your mistakes and guide you through them. They will love you and care for you and that’s why they want the best for you.

Wow Natasha is a true friend! Don’t you think?

by Nigga101here October 5, 2017


True Friends

A true friend is someone who has your back when things are going very wrong in your life. A true friend is someone who keeps their promises and makes you want to keep yours, too. A true friend is someone who neither leads nor follows but walks with you. You'll know when you find them.

True friends are Alyazia, Mahra, Fatima, Aysha, Bouta, Wadima, and Alyazia!
I Love you guys so much <3 !!!

by iloveyouguysverymuch April 20, 2019


pineapple friend

A friend that is weird.

Where is your pineapple friend.

by hartley24747 January 26, 2018


Avery Friend

Slightly a dingbat, but a Gucci person. Real funny and nice, always smells good, usually a brunette but has blonde moments.

Hey, Brianna spit her drink on her date! She pulled an Avery friend.

by Radicallyedgy March 14, 2017