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A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.
Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"
Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."
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what most wage slaves crave, redundancy with a fat payoff.
I wasn't needed anymore, I knew I was going to lose my job but when the boss called me into his office he gave me a golden fuck off. I made 20K!
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When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
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Spanning at 1.2 miles long in the San Fransisco bay,it is one of the most elegant bridges ever built. Construction started around 1933 and finish in 1937. "The bridge that couldn't be built," was finished in May of 1937.
The Golden Gate Bridge is crossed by millions of vehicles and people every day.
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A girl with a very striking nose, a nose so striking it can be given Golden Snitch status, you want to touch the golden snitch!
Oh there's that girl with the Golden Snitch, I HAVE TO TOUCH IT!
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The act of pissing on a small Styrofoam ball and sticking into a girls vagina. The guy then eats the girl out as she clutches her thighs together to squeeze the pee into the guys mouth.
As I pulled Bridget's shirt off and pushed her on the bed I began to urinate onto a Styrofoam ball that Bridget would soon squeeze into my mouth as an act of maximum pleasure as an act of the Golden Snitch.
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When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
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