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packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 May 2, 2018


your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018


Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021


Born with Roses in her/his eyes

This basically just means that the presence of this specific person is beautiful. Like roses.

β€žThe only girl I ever loved,
Was born with roses in her/his eyes.
But then they buried her aliveβ€¦β€œ - Holland, 1945

Its in the song defined.

by houndem August 19, 2021


when you hit his pillow

When you have sex with him

When you hit his pillow , you guys will become so much closer

by Gen gen October 1, 2014

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Got his grown man up

Dunk on someone in basketball

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.

by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008

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come out of his piano

A really hot guy...so hot that you wud like to stroke him ...and then while hes playning the piano, come out of it.

Id like to come out of HIS piano!

by kimsia March 29, 2004

3πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž