Rural Dictionary

Horse Boy

Boys obsessed with cars and trucks who tend to have a small male genitalia and tend to love country music and ride horse cock like theres no tomorrow

Micheal is such a horse boy oh my god!!

by Mr. Dr. L Vadnais October 25, 2019

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Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

by Rudelife February 4, 2003

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dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 9, 2007

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Horse Blanket Girl No Blur Naked climbed inside Jasha Lottin, Oregon Woman 2021

A photographer purchased a sick horse then shot it, just to do a photoshoot where a woman got inside the dead carcass. Was this in the name of art or a lash out to PETA? Iliza Shlesinger discusses with Alexis Archer Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead horse surfaced online.

Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in blood smiling at the camera. The woman, whose boyfriend took the pictures, said she wanted to ‘feel one’ with the horse, according to an incident report.

But despite the graphic and disturbing nature of the photographs, Washington County investigators say the couple did not break the law. Disturbing: A photo of the blood-soaked 21-year-old Portland woman, taken by her boyfriend, shows her pretending to take a bite out of the dead horse

In addition to the picture of the petite woman, who stands 5’6″ and 119lbs, smiling from inside the horse, another photo shows her blood-soaked body standing in front of the animal.
The woman and her boyfriend are also pictured holding what is believed to be the animal’s heart, and a fourth photo shows the pair holding a piece of the animal in front of their mouths as they pretend to eat it.