Home and masturbate
Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.
Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.
To choke at the vital moment. The opposite of clutch.
"he got that girl, but he hammed it in the end"
another word for your vagina
person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf
Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.
Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!
Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!