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The act of being in love with someone who doesn't love you back or loves someone else. Unrequited love.
I'm falling in a hole for her.
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A goon hole is a state of being constantly intoxicated for two or more days.
Goon is a cheap wine famous in Australia with backpackers.
Goon can come in either a bladder or a bottle.
A goon user enters a state of a goon hole when they have consumed many bladders/and or bottles of goon and have no recollection of their memories over the last couple of days to weeks.
Jason has consumed over 13 bottles of goon over the last three days. He has been whacked out of his head. He's definitely in the goon hole.
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When you’re name is Ed and you dig holes
Double Dee, probably: Ed what in the sam hell are you doing
Ed: DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE
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Any individual who consistently buzzkills your stories or ideas with his or her judgment, thereby neutering your curiosity and creative spirit.
Employee 1: I told my boss a new idea yesterday and all he gave me were ten reasons why it will never work.
Employee 2: He can be such a judge-hole!
Employee 3: Yeah, yesterday he judge-holed me in front of everyone.
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When the inside of your ass gets itchy.
Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!
John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?
*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*
John: what the fuck are you doing mate?
Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
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After preforming anal sex and you pull your penis out of her ass and her asshole is dilated enough to drop a walnut in it.
When I was done with her she had a gapping walnut hole
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When a woman's vagina is so large that you could fit an entire person and or a group of people inside of it and have them pay rent.
Man:I'm looking for a cheap place to stay.
Woman: Well i have got a spectacular deal for you, there is a renting hole just to the south of here that only costs $50 a month. Although you may have to vacate the area every third week of the month due to flood.
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