Island Means A Quadrillion Dollars (1 With 15 Zeroes)
I have 5 islands of money and I gave away 2 islands I have 3 Quadrillion Dollars Left
When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
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Island entertainment is the best server ever you should join!
person 1 - DID YOU JOIN ISLAND ENTERTAINMENT???
person 2 - NO BUT ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL
A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.