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Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.

Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM

by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021


Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box

"Jacob is gay"

by shayphlex January 6, 2022


Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019


Jacob

When you have sex with someone and then cum all over there face

I Jacob with my fucking sister

by Jhhzjfhdusihehrhrhsjsh February 19, 2022


Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.

Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*

by happy-oot March 21, 2018


Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods

Jacob the GOD of eating food

by CH1LL1 February 17, 2021


Jacob

Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash

Man fuck Jacob”
“I know his roasts are so annoying and unoriginal

by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019