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A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.
That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)
Literally jesus’s holy erected dick
“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”
When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"
A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS
That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.
My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.