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1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
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while having sex, the male takes some of his cum and rubs it across her forehead. After doing this he leans in and whispers, "Simba".
After receiving The Circle of Life last night, Carrie claimed to feel like a whole new person.
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A 3D virtual world that is free to play, but most people end up in debt because they spend all their real cash to buy fake money (Lindens) Everything is expensive, especially the virtual land which everyone seems to have to have.
Most players are lonely, socially unskilled people who lock themselves in their rooms for most of their free time while they play in sex sims and have cybersex with other avatars (or their own alts if they are desperate)
You can be anything in second life and hence why it is so addictive. Many players give up on reality completely because they prefer their virtual world.
John's girlfriend "Why are you dumping me? For a second life virtual girlfriend?
John "Yeah I can't handle reality anymore, I prefer second life."
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This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.
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Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!
Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!
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Something so amazing, that the Madrigals had to sing about it.
Let's taste the spice of life and keep it sweet until the morning light.
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(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
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