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The light that comes on when your car or truck is running low on fuel. its your vehical's way of telling you its hungry and if you dont feed it, you will be walking.
so i was driving along and the feed me or walk light came on. did you know i can drive 50 more miles after that?
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(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.
Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
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Aftermarket tail lights that consist of many small LED (light emitting diodes) that cast a very bright and sometimes blinding light when the break petal is depressed. Often covered in a "smoked" plastic which, although coveted by Mexicans, actually reduces the effectiveness of the tail light.
Truck owner- Check out my smoked LED tail lights!
Friend- That is gay
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"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
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a dynamic movement designed to diversify the outdoor adventure and and luxury travel space.
This movement is designed to leave a positive impact within our local communities and spread more love and light around the world.
The Love and Light Movement (LLM) aims to heal, motivate, and inspire others through agape love.
The LLM Adventure Goddess curates exciting adventures, unique experiences, and luxury travel designed to bring more love and light in your life.
It is our mission to provide you with an experience and collaborate with the group conscious to create a safe space and opportunity for growth and healing. We endeavor to ignite a spark in your soul so you can carry on with life filled with vigor anew.
I’m going to travel with The Love and Light Movement
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This one's for men. When you go to have sex, but can't get aroused.
"John, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh I'm just light"head"ed, maybe we can do this later?"
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To have a running start followed by ducking, thus performing a slide. Used in the early 2-D Super Mario Bros. games, particularly in SMB and SMB 3.
"My bros taught me that it's faster to use a Bud Light slide than having to break through a bunch of bricks, like in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros."
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