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1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic
Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
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A black person that has committed several acts of murder
“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”
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When a party of African Americans stiff a server
Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
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Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark
Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!
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A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.
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When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman
Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob
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To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine
He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking
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