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Basically calling someone ugly.
Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."
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A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.
New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.
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It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.
Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.
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A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).
"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"
(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...
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This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.
Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"
Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"
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An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!
Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary
Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins
Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up
Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable
Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag
Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
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