ninja turtles

Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.

So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?

The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.

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dat ninja

1. Some one who performs a shadyact with stealth several times and never gets caught in the act.

2. Another name for HIV or Aids

3. A derrogatory way to point out people of asian decent.

1. Ricky snatched that bitch up from Danny, he pulled dat ninja.

2. You heard about Joan, she caught dat ninja.

3. Have you seen marc? Not the white guy dat ninja.

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Ninja boot

The seperation that occurs when a man wears pants that are too tight and cause his testicles to bulge and become visible through his pants.

Not to be confused with camel toe on a woman.

My jeans are so tight, that chick is going to love my ninja boot. Plus shes a whore.

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loot ninja

World of Warcraft
A person who runs around taking loot from kills.

That fucking bitch is a loot ninja!!

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My ninja

A word used by Arab high schoolers to secretly say the n word in front of black people.

MY NINJA WHAT WAS THAT PASS

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spoon ninja

The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)

The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.

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Hood Ninja

Obviously, a ninja trying to impersonate a "hood nigga". It can also be used to describe anyone trying to be something they're not.

Note: Jeff's skin tone is white
"Wow, since when was Jeff a hood ninja?"

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