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Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."
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when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.
dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!
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Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.
Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special”
Bro 2: “broooooooo”
The bar a passenger in a vehicle grabs and yells OH SH#T when the driver is goin mad crazy.
I'm Glad this truck has Oh sh#t bars, or when you made that turn, I'd be in your lap!
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The Oh My God Bar, or OMG Bar, can be described as the bar above all passenger windows in a car. This bar is used for holding onto when the driver is driving either too fast, or as if they were drunk.
Driver: WHEEEEEEE!
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW THE F'K DOWN. CANT YOU SEE I'M HOLDING ONTO THE OH MY GOD BAR FOR DEAR LIFE!?
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Scottish national dish after haggis.
"Stick it in the deep fat frier."
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