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The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts
mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.
Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM
(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling
n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
story involving multiple texts to tell.
girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage
I texted my crush and got text rage!!!
When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.
I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him