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That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life
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a bomb of some sort that is home made.
Everyone make their owna pizza pie!!!!!
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When you no longer can take credit for a phrase that you started becuase everyone else is now using it.
Man, everyone else is saying that too? I guess I have to eat some humble pie.
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the result of being so terrified you begin to hope that what's in your pants is in fact shepherd's pie...
"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.... "
"Fuck mate, check out my Shepherd's pie knickers!!"
Cream pie at all the ladies whole face
Big Cream pie at all the ladies whole face
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The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
A person OBSESSED with pie who eats pie every single day and even dreams about pie.
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