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Nest hair

One having so much hair on their chest/neck that it looks like a nest.

Man Brian needs to do somthing about his nest hair because I think i saw a bird in it!

by Bigworm1591 October 25, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet my hair

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004


Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.

You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.

by goq2 September 6, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fluffy haired knob

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair

Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob

by Fluffy one January 26, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul your hair

To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald

Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer194 January 27, 2022


Blue Hair Special

Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.

โ€œI wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed โ€˜em all up off the Blue Hair Special!โ€

by Grumps October 14, 2020