One having so much hair on their chest/neck that it looks like a nest.
Man Brian needs to do somthing about his nest hair because I think i saw a bird in it!
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A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.
Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!
Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
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You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
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An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair
Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob
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To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald
Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly
Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
โI wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed โem all up off the Blue Hair Special!โ