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A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.
Is also equal to length of your foot.
Violet: So how big is Tom's dick?
Anber: He has a forearm penis!
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A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.
You horrible little Pygmy Penis
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It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.
In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."
Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!
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A term used in the expression of actions which would other wise be completely impossible for a woman to understand.
A term which covers all aspects of a mans life which are impossible for a woman to understand..
Created By 2 Inmature Teenagers back In The 90's Named David and Brad.. lol..
David, My wife doesn't understand that I think her sister is just so freaking hot, Jeremy, Yea, she just doesn't get the "Penis-Factor"..
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A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.
A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
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Slang term for a virgin, only applying to males. It refers to the fact that priests are virgins, or at least they're required to be. Usually used in an offensive manner.
"Dude, have you ever gotten laid?"
"No"
"Haha ya priest penis!"
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