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At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave
I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave
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Me.I am a burnt chickin nugget
Becky: omg kate is such a burnt chickin nugget
Kate: NANI?!?!?!?!?!
Becky: shoot she heard us!
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A man or woman who gets around on anything that moves or breathes like a STD infection or sore.
"You, slutacious whore nugget! Jesus, you're gonna catch something penicillin can't cure!"
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A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.
Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!
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Where if you fall open nugget you can steal someones chicken nugget
open nugget game is gun.
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Nugget free egg be very good. Nugget free egg is egg but with no nugget. you like? if you no like nugget free egg you get killed by pineapple tonight. Enjoy feeding turtle taco with nugget free egg. i master of nugget free egg and nugget free cheese. have fun. I can see you. I'm watching you. Look behind you. you cant see me because i'm invisible. But i'm going to buy you a rack of nugget free egg ok? good good. good day my potato. Great carrot.
carrot: "I like your nugget free egg!"
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
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MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."
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A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,
awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue
"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"
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