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The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 5, 2017


lifes 1 joy

memes

lifes 1 joy is memes

by killerkid123 October 20, 2019


20 1/2

Half as hot as a 41

Hey John, there’s a 20 1/2 at 12:00

by thiswasmyonlyoption December 12, 2017


1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

1👍 2👎


Cane and 1 Nut

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.

Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.

by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016


tier 1 pricing

To be of utmost exclusivity and “in the know” of an event, concert, or night club as having purchased tickets during an exclusive limited sale period.

“Guys, I got us these tickets at tier 1 pricing. You’re welcome!”

by d0odicLe August 26, 2018


1/4 gay

Someone who is completely straight but sometimes or always acts gay.

Watch out that Andrew fellow is 1/4 gay!

by alien2835 August 11, 2019