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How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.
"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"
wanking during the process of banking.
what are you doing bro
wanking bro
okay bro
actually bro im wanking while banking
thats deep bro
A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .
Quit being a poppa wank dick before you get in trouble.
A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.
Person 1: Are who doing wacky wank wednesday today?
Person 2: Of course
An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!