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The Portuguese take on the classic Comb Over hairstyle popularized by the likes of billionaire douche bag Donald Trump, and Televangelist Con Artist/Huckster Benny Hinn.
The gag usually takes place at a Bachelor party in either Fall River or New Bedford MA, but you can certainly pull it off anywhere in the contiguous 48 States if a Portuguese whore is available.
After a night of serious gangbanging, a Portuguese whore's uterus is drained on the head of an unsuspecting party-goer that has passed out. The briny semen, mixed with the discharge from the whore's uterine pustules, is used as a styling gel.
The hair is swept dramatically over the top of the head and left to air dry. The now hardened sperm helmet, will bring hours of delight to the other party-goers.
The unsuspecting victim will eventually wake up from the horrendous Clorox Bleach smell, and he will automatically reach up to feel the hardened semen helmet and begin to vomit as he realizes he's been had. This is when you yell, "You're Fired!!"
George:
Henry got wicked drunk last night and didn't even screw the stripper.
Dave:
Henry's a known lightweight, did you fuck him up?
George:
We gave him a Portuguese Comb Over, and took pictures.
Dave:
That'll teach that asshole!!!
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he has sexual intercourse
trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony
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When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.
*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*
1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"
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a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.
My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).
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A quick, simple and discreet way of describing to somebody else that you you cum all over her face. You make eye contact with a friend, hold your hand to your face and make a circular motion indicating you'd cover her face in cum.
Tom: Hey, Jeff, look at the chick in the tube top(makes circular motion over face with hand). All over her face, right?
Jeff: Yeah.
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To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.
Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.
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To make one do over again.
Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and Lick Your Calf over!
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