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When you go to the bathroom during an instant messaging conversation and return without having to explain a delay in replying. Only applicable if the time you were in the bathroom is unnoticeable and you don't have to lie about your disappearance when you return.
Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.
Person 1: "So how are you?"
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)
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a douche bag that thinks hes a hard core fighter.
Brett Sturm you are such a piss flicker.
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small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha
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Piss cheese is what remains in the toilet bowl when somebody has dick cheese and some has fallen off during urination. So basically it is a mixture of dick cheese and urine.
Dude why the fuck is there piss cheese in my toilet.
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A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.
Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.
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something minute; an amount that really doesn't change anything.
He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"
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when a guy has to shit and piss at the same time so he sits down and after pissing, he realizes that he doesn't have to shit anymore then he feels like a pussy because he sat down to take a piss
i felt like such a pussy after that last puss piss so from now on i will piss standing up before i take a dump...even if it means shitting in my pants.
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