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Happiness Punch

Another way of saying "pound it".

"Dude! I totally aced our test today!"

"Hey! Good job man, proud of ya"

-happiness punch-

by mlia-inspired November 28, 2009

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phantom punch

being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.

Last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.

by Thomas P. Kight February 12, 2008

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Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".

Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.

by Kublai Khan Says February 7, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008

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Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

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cockney cock punch

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.

Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!

by Matt Abrams January 2, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punch em in the dick

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

by whaargarbl April 19, 2010

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