Rule of Three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.

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road rules

A show on MTV that gets u very addicted...at the 10 spot!

I need to go home and watch road rules...

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Rule 1X

The rules of the Internet are always right.

Dude 1:The Godfather 2 is the best in the series man

Dude 2: I invoke rule 102 on your ass

Dude 1: Rule 102 is wrong

Dude 2: Rule 1X shows it is right.

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Rule of Three

Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat

Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat

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RULE #2

Rule #2 in a marching band:
Don't suck.

If you break rule #2, you'd better be quitting band.

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Rule 1701-A

Don't Mess with ANY Captain of the USS Enterprise, particularly Capt. James Tiberius Kirk. doing so is an INSTANT and immediate death sentence

Person 1: Kirk didn't know what he was doing in Command of the Enterprise, he even destroyed it, TWICE!

Person 2:*takes a gun out, shooting person 1 fatally* Rule 1701-A jerkwad, you do NOT mess with Kirk

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rule the roost

what my mother says should be the role of the woman in a relationship.

"hunny, you rule the roost"

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