Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

Russian-Rhino

The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...

So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?

A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...

Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

to russian it up

Slang used in programming circles, especially in South Asia. Used to refer to fixing an issue or solving a problem in the jankiest, simplest way possible, where the resulting code looks ugly, but the issue is fixed and the problem is solved.

"Man, this is due in an hour and even StackOverflow doesn't have a solution"
"I guess we're gonna have to Russian it up"