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Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks

I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich

by Castle42 May 24, 2020


Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018


mayonnaise sandwich

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.

by mayonnaise sandwich October 12, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.

Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.

by jackson4502 May 17, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.

i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

by mick hirte May 26, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

by The Professor November 25, 2003

99๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.

Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

105๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž