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An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.
Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)
When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
1 I'll <self-volunteer> cleaning our local water path.
2 I'm a <self-volunteer>.
3 Last year, I <self-volunteered> making a tutorial to help people know the way from city center to the train station.
4 I love helping people a lot I <self-volunteer> all my free time to help make their lives better.
5 I <self-volunteered> making a video in Russian to help tourism in Egypt.
Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
Self awareness is when someone is self aware. (I know, it’s shocking)
Guy 1: “do you have self awareness?
Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”
Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”
the process of diagnosing, or identifying, medical conditions in oneself. It may be assisted by medical dictionaries, books, resources on the Internet, past personal experiences, or recognizing symptoms or medical signs of a condition that a family member previously had.
Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments.