one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

12👍 9👎

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

23👍 24👎

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

2👍 8👎

East Side Taco Festival

Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.

Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!

2👍 8👎

Rebound Side-Friend Dick (RSFD)

When a girl goes after the male friend of a guy who just rejected her

Jim and Jane broke up
Jim's best friend Kyle is now Jane's Rebound Side-Friend Dick (RSFD)

Jane wants Kyle's dick
Kyle and Jane hook up

5👍 3👎

East Side Community High School

A shitty public school on the Lower East Side in NYC. Standards are low and kids are pretty stupid.

Dude, how was the party?
Lame and ghetto. All the kids there went to East Side Community High School.

5👍 3👎

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

1👍 5👎