If I may be so bold

"If I may be so bold" is a phrase that can be inserted into any everyday conversation to make yourself sound smarter/better. You don't even have to be saying something totally out there or "bold"...you can just say it.

I think this sandwich is great, if I may be so bold.

Her booty is bumping, if I may be so bold.

I love you, if I may be so bold.

wrong on so many levels

It can mean both literally, something that is wrong from different points of view, and figuratively, something that is extremely wrong.

+This is what I believe about crime rate in black people's community.
-Well, that was wrong on so many levels.

so i ate it and it was good

Used to indicate that someone has just told a very long and/or pointless story.

Amanda: "So my dad did not eat his burrito and I dont know why. Anyway I forgot the point of this story"

Erin: "So I ate it and it was good"

All: HAHAHAHAHA

so much work ahhhhhh

the thing you say when you are at work and there is so much work ahhhhhh

boss:can you stay over night we are short staff

person that work there: why that so much work ahhhhhh

He's so Christian Grey

A very attractive guy who you imagine performing S&M acts and having sex with you like Christian Grey does to his former submissives and current girlfriend in the book trilogy: 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh my god, that guy is soo hot. He's so Christian Grey!!

Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

its so long

A term used to describe a mans genatelas

wow babay thats so long
How long is it
Its so long