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When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.
boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!