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When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.
"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."
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Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.
Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night
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This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).
After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.
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v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.
Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!
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A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."
Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
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When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis. This can be done with an infinite number of males. If and when someone ejaculates, it must be done onto a single Nutter Butter. The last person to orgasm must eat this cookie, thus becoming a Brudder for life.
Fraternity initiates; Sam, Dave, Diego, Bill, Steve, and Rod all pair off and begin the Dutch Rudder Nutter Butter Brudder challenge, Bill lost and now must eat the Nutter Butter. Bill is definitely a Brudder.