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in a skate park on a ramp as you are getting ready to go someone goes down the ramp in front of you.
That guy kepts (snaking my run).
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.
" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"
When a construction worker is slaking off and going un-noticed.
What was that...It's A.....Snake in the grass
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The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.
Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.
Chris: eww gross man.
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the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes
Rasphusha loves Louisiana Snake Eyes
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George Brett played craps at the casino then capped the night off rolling snake eyes in his pants.
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