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Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022


Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022


Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018


Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.

We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.

by FyffandSG November 12, 2021


Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.

That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.

by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023


Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

by FedUpLineCook August 23, 2019


Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.

My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk

by Finner451 May 5, 2016