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To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world
Held down and rapped.
The boss of that level just willy womped me.
A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn
Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy
A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
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Willy sucker 1: willy suckers are great cus im one
Willy sucker 2: Nom nom nom, come here then babe😜🍺🍆
why the fuck did you type up willy sucker
“oi cunt”
“what bro!”
“nah fuck off you willy sucker”
story by indee xx