"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"
My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.
Bender bus is used when you and your friends decide to do a bender together. You can either start together or you can decide to start later
‘Did you want to jump on the bender bus’
The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.
What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.
Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew
You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit
The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High
Topher: yo I’m Topher bus
When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.
"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"