Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

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Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!

Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.

"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"

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get da gun

When someone tell u something that really news to you.(Used alot in New orleans)

Girl tell me why Walker got on solider gears....dey look a mess.Girl get da gun

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bang bang guns go bang

Overused lyrics used in many MSN display names and signatures on form sites.

'Bang Bang Guns Go Bang' is from the song 'Kiss Me, I'm Contagious' by From First To Last.

BANG BANG GUNS GO BANG says:
omg i luv dis song11!11!

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guns n' roses lead guitarist

to urinate, to take a slash

i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute

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Gun control

A front to disarm Americans to "prevent gun violence and mass shootings". These people think assualt rifles are always used for mass shootings, but mass shooters have used and assortment of firearms, such as handguns and shotguns. These people don't want civilians to have guns, even though it's guaranteed in the Constitution.

Gun control is a measure to disarm the people.

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