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Hey have you seen that American bacon it jiggles when you pick it up
The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..
Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.
After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging
Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.
"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"
*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"
When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.