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When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
For players who play the game osu regular
Hi i saw you were playing osu earlier, Ben is a chode
A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.
A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.
Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.
That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.
Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.
Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.
A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
Mate your a chode slinger