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A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.
Like a Debby downer, you’re a Chris Kelly.
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A walking, talking thumb who gives zero fucks.
"Chris D'elia looks like the thumbs from spy kids."
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The act of cashually up and leaving
1.Let's blow this crackstand and get the chris out!
2.Dude i'm tired of this, chris out.
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The best couple. They amzing toghther. Ayisha loves chris and wants to spend the rest of her life with him
Person: see that couple
Friend: yes
Person: there and ayisha and chris power couple
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a mexican with a big dick.
a chris garcia is cutie that has a big dick i want to give him blowjob.
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Basically the Houdini (in which you spit on a girls back while doing her from behind, and then jizz in her eye when she turns around), except with two dudes.
Dude, I totally Chris Angeled my boyfriend last night, and he was fucking pissed.
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A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing
Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"
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