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The sexual act were a male ejaculates on to his testicals. Then, the male jams his testicals into another's mouth.
"Susan finally got quiet after I gave her a Colombian Trash Bag!"
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A girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the Betsy Ross, Tacony-Palmyra, or Ben Franklin Bridge to spread her VD all over the glorious New Jersey suburbs of Philadelphia. Until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the Delaware River was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. With the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid whore-women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban Phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in Northeast Philadelphia at the end of their day. Skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said whore-women have brought their own game to towns such as Moorestown and Cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their VD just as their grandmothers did. Easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, classy Southern New Jersey ladies.
That philly trash slut just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled snatch!
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A leprechaun climbs to the top of a rainbow and partakes in a group orgy with a mermaid, centaur and Harry Potter.
Man i got so high last night I swear I was in the center of an Irish Trash Can!
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The US militianiks.
The white-supremacist christian rebels that want to topple the administrational goverment in America.
Why are they called so, i have no idea... but it may have something to do with the eponymous film The Wild Bunch.
Leaving urbanity to travel the militianik Montana autobhan...the Wild & Wild trash 'severe' or, rip all documents related to being a US citizen before entering never-never land.
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What you get when you spend the whole day out in the sun with your entire body coated in mud except for a small shape/design on your shoulder. This results in the exposed area becoming badly sunburnt.
Dude, check out this sweet white trash tattoo I got after I was done mud wrestling yesterday!
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A euphemism for performing oral sex on a man.
It's time to take out the trash. So get on your knees!
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They are pimps from the whitest of white families. They are cool because they wear aviators. These pimps can be found lurking th hallways of highschools or other areas that they would least likely get shot in. These Pimps wear polos of many colors, preferred ones are: bright purple, bright pink, and the occasional white "Lacoste". Their pants are typically Khakis that have absolutely no defects in them and are worn just above the buttcrack so not to give the impression of sagging. They will Alway, I repeat ALWAYS have a can of Skoal in their back left...occasionally back tight pocket. Another must is that they must be seen at all times with a girl that everyone knows, this must be done in order to give off the impression that they have "their little boos". Their voice must be a low C at all times in order to give the impression that their balls are hanging lower than their ankles. Everyone of these pimps can be found at
a.Keeneland
b.Keeneland
c.A Lacrosse Field
Should you ever confront a pimp of this sort DO NOT walk up to them and try to ask them how they did at the race track. Chances are...they own it. Want to be one of these? I highly suggest that you do not go down this path but if you choose so you can start by retrieving a hat from a college that is in timbucktoo and this must have the flattest bill in the earth. You can place it on your head in the fasion that makes it look like a Gangsta Hat but it still gives off that high class aroma. Lastly NEVER walk up to a pack of white trash pimps for my fear of you being gobbled up into a smokey alchoholey jumble that will take a teacher to get you out of.
Person 1: Hey man i just won man my horse won
Person 2: Aww shiat i don care i own this damn place...here now i own your ticket...you not white trash pimp
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Man what college is dat?, I cant tell
Dis one aww man i got this from Paintslick, Utah mann it is the tightest college evuhh (dont go here the city and college do not exist)
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Kickass Polo man where you get that?
Aww man i got this shit outta my sweat shop just a little present from daddy
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