A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.
Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.
waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen
Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?
The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!