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God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

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Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)

A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.

Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"

Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"

by theunf0rtunatetruthhurts August 13, 2013

49๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 10, 2007

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Move it the fuck out of the way

A great combination of "Move it," and "Get the fuck out of the way"

In a high speed chase on the highway, a car was in my way. I yelled out the window: "MOVE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!"

by moveitthefuckoutofthewayman March 4, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


All the way bad

A thug-nigga way of sayin' bad-ass. Its some real shit, you don't even give a fuck. All the way bad is more like all the way gud.

Anthony: Mr. Jetz, waz gud ma nigga?

Javon: ain't shit shawty

Anthony: Im finna copyright "Mr Jetz" so if u name an album or mixtape or some shit like dat Ima need 50%

Javon: lol thats all the way bad nigga

by Spankabitch May 10, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

by Doyouwantafriend April 27, 2008

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BTS paved the way for Blackpink

It is a well known fact that BTS paved the way for kpop, which includes blackpink as well.

Also Korean netizens have agreed over this.

BTS paved the way for Blackpink,

Spill

by Lalisa_win April 25, 2021

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